Your customers are asking AI who to call. This tells you what it says.
When someone asks ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, or Perplexity for the best at what you do in your area, somebody gets named. This assessment finds out if it's you, and shows you the proof.
Who it's for
You run a local business that lives on being found.
- ✓You spent years getting good at Google: the reviews, the listings, the website
- ✓Your customers now ask AI instead, and you have no idea what it tells them
- ✓This is how you find out
What happens
- ✓We ask the questions your real customers actually ask, phrased the way real people phrase them
- ✓Every question runs three times each on ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, and Perplexity, because AI gives different answers to the same question asked twice
- ✓Every answer is recorded: when you show up, when you don't, who shows up instead, and what AI gets wrong about you
- ✓We only count what keeps showing up
What you get
A written report, in plain English, with the screenshots to back it up:
- ✓Where you appear in AI answers today, and where you're invisible
- ✓Which competitors are being named instead of you, and why
- ✓What AI is saying about your business that isn't true
- ✓A prioritized list of fixes, in order of impact
Then we walk through it together, page by page, and you ask anything you want.
How much
$149, fixed. No contract, no retainer, no upsell call disguised as a deliverable. The report is yours either way: fix it with us, fix it yourself, or hand it to your web person.
Not sure yet?
Book a free 20-minute intro call. Tell us about your business, ask us anything, and we will tell you honestly whether an assessment is worth your money.
Book a free intro callQuestions owners ask us
Can you guarantee I'll show up in ChatGPT?
No, and nobody honest can. AI answers change constantly and no one controls them. What we can do is show you exactly where you stand, fix what's holding you back, and measure the difference.
I checked, and I already show up. Do I still need this?
You checked one question, once. We ask 33 real buyer questions, three times each on four AI systems, and businesses that win one answer routinely vanish from the next ten. The assessment shows you the whole board, not one square.
Is this an SEO audit?
No. It's not an audit of anything. It's an assessment of what AI actually says about you, with evidence. SEO is about ranking in a list of links. This is about being the answer when there's only one.
What happens after the report?
Whatever you want. Some owners take the fix list and run. Most ask us to do the work, and we'll quote that separately once you've seen what's needed. The $149 buys the report, not a sales pitch.